Monday, May 15, 2006

Erratum

Today I am requested to correct to an earlier post; a correction insisted upon by my loving partner Brett. Apparently luck played no part in his winning of Monopoly on Saturday. His success, he maintains, was based entirely on his skills and no luck was involved.

And so, my dear reader, it is with a heavy heart that I must publish the fact that I appear to live with a dastardly cheat. (For how else, unless the dice were fixed, could luck play no part?)

Mourn with me, friend, the loss of my innocence.

I think I may weep some.

>sigh<

3 comments:

Richard said...

As a fellow victim of Brett's Monopoly shenanigans and ponzy schemes, I can only advise that you move on, forget that it happened, don't go back there, and refrain from playing Monopoly with him again....if you value your friendship.

I'm still stunned by the bald ruthlessness, manipulation, and disturbing psychopathic behavior. It was ugly and disturbing.

--r

Liam said...

Thank you for your advice Rich. I am thinking of starting a support group for all those who have fallen foul of the monomaniacal creature that is Monopoly-Brett. Perhaps you would like to join?

Brett said...

You can call it the sore loser club. :)

brett,
proudly standing by his enterprising spirit and business acumen